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a joke a day keeps doctors away (and a garlic a day takes care of all the others)
Germany, 1920-ies, a secondary school.
- Teacher:
- - Hans, why did the Great German Reich lose the World War?
- Hans:
- - Because of the Jews in the industry: they poorly supplied our brave soldiers!
- Teacher:
- - Fritz, why did the Great German Reich lose the World War?
- Fritz:
- - Because of the Jews in the Reichstag: they betrayed our brave soldiers by signing the Armistice!
- Teacher:
- - Abraham, why did the Great German Reich lose the World War?
- Abraham:
- - Because of the Jews in the General Staff!
- Teacher, outraged:
- - What?! How dare you to suggest that there were Jews in the German General Staff!
- Abraham:
- - No, not in the German General Staff! There were Jews in the French General Staff, and that is why the Great German Reich lost the World War!