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Разговор в Пентагоне:
- Обнаружены террористы!
- Немедленно уничтожить!
- Они палестинцы.
- Передать Израилю, чтобы пока их не трогал...
- Они собираются лететь в Америку!
- Немедленно уничтожить!
- Сначала они хотят поработать в Израиле...
- Передать Израилю, чтобы вступил в переговоры.
- Но там есть американские граждане.
- Террористов уничтожить!
- Но эти американцы - евреи!
- Передать Израилю, чтобы пока!
- Поздно! Израиль сообщил об уничтожении террористов...
- Немедленно сделать заявление, осуждающее Израиль!

Pentagon:
- Sir, we discovered a terrorist group, Sir!
- Destroy immediately!
- Sir, they are Palestinians, Sir!
- Tell Israel not to touch them for now!
- Sir, they are planning to fly to the US, Sir!
- Destroy immediately!
- Sir, before that they want to work on Israel, Sir!
- Tell Israel to negotiate!
- Sir, there are US citizens there, Sir!
- Destroy immediately!
- Sir, all those US citizens are Jews, Sir!
- Tell Israel to wait and see!
- Sir, it is too late - Israel just announced the destruction of the group, Sir!
- Immediately issue an official condemnation of Israel!

a joke a day keeps doctors away (and a garlic a day takes care of all the others)

Germany, 1920-ies, a secondary school.

Teacher:

- Hans, why did the Great German Reich lose the World War?

Hans:

- Because of the Jews in the industry: they poorly supplied our brave soldiers!

Teacher:

- Fritz, why did the Great German Reich lose the World War?

Fritz:

- Because of the Jews in the Reichstag: they betrayed our brave soldiers by signing the Armistice!

Teacher:

- Abraham, why did the Great German Reich lose the World War?

Abraham:

- Because of the Jews in the General Staff!

Teacher, outraged:

- What?! How dare you to suggest that there were Jews in the German General Staff!

Abraham:

- No, not in the German General Staff! There were Jews in the French General Staff, and that is why the Great German Reich lost the World War!