valentine

A little girl:

Daddy, can I send a Valentine to a non-Christian?

Daddy, surprised:

Yes, honey, I guess you can. Who is the lucky guy?

Girl:

Osama bin Laden

Daddy:

Why?!

Girl:

Well, he is hiding somewhere in a cold dark cave. I thought that if he gets a Valentine from a little American girl, he might realize that the world is not black and white and that there are things we can share and enjoy together, and maybe he will leave his cave.
And then our marines will finally get him!

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