Restroom automation

Our office restroom is highly automated: auto-flush (often broken, so one has to press a button), auto-water (but no way to regulate the temperature, so some faucets produce ice cold water, and some - scolding hot), auto-soap (and the soap keeps ejaculating as long as one is washing hands because it "sees" them).
The only things which are missing are the things which are really truly needed: hand-less door opening on exit and entrance.
I guess I am the only one with such weird preferences...