Two movies not worth watching

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Two movies took America by storm: Slumdog Millionaire (2008) and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000).
They have a lot in common:

1. Both come from a humongous rapidly developing country which evokes intense curiosity and mild fear


2. Both won quite a few Oscars


3. Both pretend to be at least somewhat high brow, i.e. "not just entertainment"


4. Both enjoy very high (8+!) "IMDB User Ratings", probably because the "Users" feel flattered that they understand a "high brow" movie


5. Both have idiotic plots, lousy choreography, boring dialogs, and more!


6. In my view of a male chauvinist pig, they would have been at least somewhat redeemed had they have a pretty girl, but no, not a single pretty girl in either movie


7. Neither is worth your time