Silly Putty Russia
if left alone, spreads thin on the surface as a very viscous liquid until meets the wall of the container if left alone, occupies neighboring countries until meets a vigorous armed response
if hit, elastically bounces if attacked, resists fairly well
can be slowly pushed into a small box can be contained by soft power (e.g., during Cold War)
hard to pry from cloth after a while will not release occupied territories without a fight, especially after holding them for a while
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The Crimean referendum is the pinnacle of cognitive dissonance: 97% voted to join a country where such referendums are illegal.
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- Can Russel's barber shave the Schrödinger's cat using the Occam's razor?
- No, Zeno won't let him catch it.
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- 97% of Crimeans voted to secede from Ukraine. Does this mean that the remaining 3% oppressed the 97%?!
- What's so surprising? Jews are 0.3% of Russian population today, but they are still blamed for all the troubles!
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Obama: What action on Russia will benefit the US the most?
Experts: Invite Putin to a summit and spit in his face.
Obama: He is a Judo Black Belt! He will kill me!
Experts: Yep. You did say "benefit the US the most", didn't you?
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http://www.anekdot.ru/id/679242/
Сплю, три часа ночи... Звонит мобильник. Злой, принимаю вызов.
Звонит дочь из соседней комнаты и шёпотом просит:
- Папа, пить охота, принеси, пожалуйста, воды.
А то у меня кот в ногах спит, будить его не хочется.
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by Jared Mason Diamond

Well organized, insightful, and informative review of the history of the human civilization, attempting to explain "why the Europeans conquered America/Australia &c and not, e.g., Incas conquered Europe".
The author reduces the explanation to the advantages enjoyed by the Europeans stemming from better food production and animal husbandry, which is determined by a better choice of domesticable plants and animals and a east-west expanse of Eurasia (as opposed to north-south expanse of America and Africa).
The anti-European slant, starting with enquoting the word "discovery" when referring to The Age of Discovery, and ending with the author's "subjective impression that New Guineans are on the average smarter than Eurasians", detracts, alas, from the impression of scientific objectivity which he tries to convey.
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Плох тот солдат, который не мечтает стать генералом.
Плоха та оппозиция, которая не мечтает стать властью.
Плоха та власть, которая не мечтает стать диктатурой.

По поводу последнего вспоминается история про французского журналиста интервьюировавшего араба о зверствах израильской военщины. Не дождавшись клубнички, он сам спросил про изнасилования. Араб удивлённо ответил, что о таком никогда не слышал. Француз возмутился - "что это за оккупанты такие?"

PS. Плоха та уборщица, что не мечтает стать кёрлингисткой.
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I am sure you are aware of the recent wave of hate crime in Brooklyn - "knock out game".
The mayor-elect De Blasio is silent, while his ally Laurie Cumbo, a councilwoman-elect, blamed the victims of the attacks for being rich.
Given such city leadership, NYPD will not be either prosecuting these crimes or trying to stop them.
I was wondering if there was something which could be done at the state level - before it becomes unsafe for us to go outside our homes.
E.g. is it possible to deploy the State National Guard troops to patrol our streets?
Thank you!

you can write your letter here.
you can find out who your representative here
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I needed to go to a post office.
Google told me that the USPS office next door from my work is closed, so I went to the other one, which was closed because I did not bother to check google for the hours of operation.
However, the note on the locked door directed me to the office which google claimed to be closed down.
Lo and behold - it was open!
So, I guess there are times when one can trust a government office over a public company. :-)
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During training women firefighters failed to hold on to the firehose.
This is not really surprising: the water pressure is huge, women are usually physically weaker.
Men firefighters made twitter posts about that (pretty rude, although nothing extraordinary when viewed from inside the "jock" subculture).
The outcome I expected: the firefighters who fail during training are sacked for ineptitude (профнепригодность); the twitting ones are reprimanded for rudeness.
The actual outcome: the twitting ones are sacked.
So, now the only(?) firefighters remaining on the public payroll are those who cannot hold on to the firehose.
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Кто здесь кто?
Когда как...
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LinkedIn "endorsement" system is crazy. People keep endorsing me for "ruby on rails" and LinkedIn wants me to add it to my profile.
But I have no idea what R-on-R is!
This reminds me of an old joke: after Brezhnev's "Little Land" was published, he calls his Politburo comrades for their opinions and receives glowing reviews. He muses: "Everyone seems to like it. Maybe I should read it myself."
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"У меня самые скупые в мире родители!" (опубликовано с Galaxy S4)
"И у меня! Я хуже нищенки!" (опубликовано с IPhone 5)
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  1. When I close (and lock!) the door when I use a restroom - is it sufficiently suspicious to warrant a search?
  2. When I flush the toilet - am I destroying evidence?
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Я, кажется, понял, почему среди хороших режиссёров так много гомосексуалистов.
Просто у них есть возможность выбирать актрис по таланту.
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There is no scientific evidence that psychiatric diagnoses such as schizophrenia and bipolar disorder are valid or useful ...
the British Psychological Society's division of clinical psychology (DCP) ... casts doubt on psychiatry's predominantly biomedical model of mental distress – the idea that people are suffering from illnesses that are treatable by doctors using drugs.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/may/12/psychiatrists-under-fire-mental-health

Finally someone is questioning the "treat an itch with an amputation" approach!
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A quantum candidate holds a superposition of all political opinions until observed,
then the candidate's opinion collapses to the observer's opinion.
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attach a keyboard to a laptop.
hit CapsLock on the laptop. LAPTOP KEYBOARD
hit CapsLock on the keyboard. LAPTOP KEYBOARD
hit CapsLock on BOTH. laptop keyboard
i.e., if you hit CapsLock twice, you have de-facto disabled it even though the CapsLock LED is 'on' on both laptop and keyboard.
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I have been using verizon wireless since 1999. Every two years I get new phones (usually for free or, at least, with a nice discount).
Now is the second time I am using a Samsung - this time it is a "Stratosphere".
Both times the impression is the same: flimsy incompatible trash.
I thought that since it is an android, the compatibility problems will be gone, but no: cannot reliably mount the device as storage from a laptop.
Samsung sucks.
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