A Dialog

[aphar]

me

Shimon, you said you wanted to marry a hot girl?

Shimon

Yeah, so?

me

For that you need to be hot yourself, go do some push-ups!

Shimon

I thought girls din't care about looks?!

me

Of course they do!

Shimon

Then how come mom married you?

Comments

[brevi]

Tell him that Mom is too special, he can aspire and hope to find one like her but cannot count on it as a given. :-P

[juan_gandhi]

Аплодисменты.

[ymarkov]

Tell him the truth: you're handsome.

[gingema]

Does he really think this is a smart tactic to get away without push ups?