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Jan. 20th, 2009 01:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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six Pennsylvania high school students are facing child pornography charges after three teenage girls allegedly took nude or semi-nude photos of themselves and shared them with male classmates via their cell phones.
comments:
- We need a world-wide ban on all phones with cameras!
-- We need to ban vision. If you don't willingly poke out your own eyes, then you must be a child molester.
--- Can we just blind the lawmakers instead?
---- They're already blind.
-- Not nearly far enough. What we can now see with this epiphany is that all children are hiding their naked bodies under their clothes, and therefore can only be regarded as mobile child pornography factories. Obviously, only banning children entirely will stop this perverted scourge and allow us to finally achieve a healthy society. ... And then our children will finally be safe!
six Pennsylvania high school students are facing child pornography charges after three teenage girls allegedly took nude or semi-nude photos of themselves and shared them with male classmates via their cell phones.
comments:
- We need a world-wide ban on all phones with cameras!
-- We need to ban vision. If you don't willingly poke out your own eyes, then you must be a child molester.
--- Can we just blind the lawmakers instead?
---- They're already blind.
-- Not nearly far enough. What we can now see with this epiphany is that all children are hiding their naked bodies under their clothes, and therefore can only be regarded as mobile child pornography factories. Obviously, only banning children entirely will stop this perverted scourge and allow us to finally achieve a healthy society. ... And then our children will finally be safe!
